How many cookies could a good cook cook
if a good cook could cook cookies??
a good cook could cook as much cookies
as a good cook who could cook cookies.
How much wood could Chuck Wood's woodchuck chuck,
if Chuck Wood's woodchuck could and would chuck wood??
If Chuck Wood's woodchuck could and would chuck wood,
how muck wood could and would Chuck Wood's woodchuck chuck?
Chuck Wood's woodchuck would chuck,
he would, as muck as he could,
and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would,
if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew,
while these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew,
freezy breeze made these three trees freeze,
freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze,
that's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
A twister of twist once twisted a twist,
a twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist,
if in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
the untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
How many berries could a bare berry carry if a bare berry could carry berries? well, they can't carry berries (which could make you very wary), but a bare berry carried is more scary.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread, spread it thick, say it quick,
yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread, spread it thicker, say it quicker,
yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread, don't eat with your mouth full.
If you understand, say "understand"
if you don't understand, say "don't understand"
but if you understand and say "don't understand"
how do I understand that you understand?? understand!
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are,
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea, "what shall we do??"
"let us fly" said the flea,
said the fly; "shall we flee"
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter,
if I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter,
so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter
and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter,
so, it was goos that Betty Botter bought some better butter.
She sells a sea shells on the sea shore,
the sea shells she sells are sea shells I'm sure,
so if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring?
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager,
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
A skunk sat on a stamp and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Father Francis form France fried five fresh fish for five friends from France.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses suppose erroneously,
for Moses he knowses his toeses aren't Roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
Once a fellow meet a fellow in a field of beans,
said a fellow to a fellow, "if a fellow asks a fellow, can a fellow tell a fellow what fellow means?"
I thought a thought,
but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought,
if the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I thought I wouldn't have to thought so much...
Salam .. 
